Look before you brush !

Busy,busy,busy !!! I had a million and one things to do this morning and the more I though about it the less I achieved ! So I thought first things first make yourself more presentable hair like Father Ted and pyjamas which have long lost their Doris Day look ! The poor bin men this morning got a sight for sore eyes when I nipped out with the last thing to put in the bin.......I did a lady run, arms crossed and legs doing little fairy jumps .......do not run ....go back into the kitchen.....make a decision.....do not run....turn around and go back inside ! So I took good advice from myself and crept into the kitchen in an almost squat ! Tripped on spare slippers (long story will tell you another time ) in plain sight on the kitchen floor. Ok. Up the stairs I went and turned on the shower ( i like it to run hot - please do not judge me) picked up my toothbrush and paste.....funny smell......definitely not minty...definetly not spearmint......more like something else ......!!! Ever tried to brush your teeth with VEETO ??????? I had a smile to rival Rylan Clarke.......is there such a thing as hairy teeth ?